Catherine Deneuve reads while wearing a donkey hat.
Or: The donkey slowly eating Catherine Deneuve reads.
Catherine Deneuve reads while wearing a donkey hat.
Or: The donkey slowly eating Catherine Deneuve reads.

WAIT A MINUTE. IT SAYS HERE WE NEED TO REDEFINE PATRIARCHY CATEGORICALLY TO ALLOW ANALYSIS OF MULTIPLICATIVE INTERSECTIONAL DOMINATION STRUCTURES FOCUSED AROUND (AND POSSIBLY FILTERED THROUGH) NODAL POINTS OF SUBJECTIVE PRIVILEGE, ALLOWING US TO UNDERSTAND AND HOPEFULLY INVERT MYRIAD HEIRARCHIES OF SYSTEMICALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED AND INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION.
Sounds lame.
I BELIEVE THAT’S A NODE OF ABLEISM.

Unidentified ape reads on the set of Planet of the Apes.
I’m wearing a pretty cute outfit today…
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Lucy thinks you should LIKE Scratch and Peck for the latest updates about the upcoming book, ONCE UPON A FLOCK (Free Press, March 2013).
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So, I got these images in an e-mail from Nintendo’s PR team. I want to be confused by this ‘spokesdog’ concept, but I’ve been softened by the cuteness of Uggie. I hang my head in shame, but I should definitely try and secure an interview with Uggie.
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YES, I’M STILL HERE, PAUL. RIGHT WHERE I WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO WORK. AND STOP SIGHING, IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST TWICE.
WHAT AM I DOING? I’M REFRESHING TUMBLR! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? IF I DON’T DO IT EVERY NINETY SECONDS I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT LIKE SHERLOCK GIFS OR PICTURES OF A FOREST WITH CLICHÉD BREAKUP TEXT ON TOP!
IT’S LIKE PUNCHING IN THE NUMBERS ON LOST ONLY INSTEAD OF SAVING THE ISLAND IT SAVES ME FROM DATING.
Hector suffered from Nottinghillaphobia - an irrational fear of Julia Roberts.
Uggie reads variety.
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